If you ever get an urge deep in your spirit to contact me, you can do so via email at firstname.lastname@example.org.
You can also find me on Twitter @hey_arrrrnold (my personal account) and @isthishowyoupop, as well as Facebook. There should be a link to that somewhere below, so go Like it if you want me to flood your news feed with nonsense. You know you want to.
I love y’all.